Editors note: After building up so much frustration at last Sunday's game, my friend, a long time Man-U fan finally cracked and asked to vent his feelings on this site. Needless to say the result is delightful, I hope you enjoy this article, I sure did.
I assume if you are reading this sentence right now you have already read the title and you have an slight idea what the tone of this article will be about. I assume if your reading this article, you are also a soccer fan and that you have already watched the Manchester United versus Man City game that took place last Sunday. I assume very little or none of you are Man City fans, but if by some divine miracle you are a Man City fan then just go away, I don’t even want you to read this, just fuck off, just move your mouse to the top right corner of your window and click on the X symbol. Thanks for nothing you fucking wankers. I have so many hateful things to say, but where to start?
By now you have probably concluded that I am a Man U fan, and the event that took place last Sunday is not one that I want to stay in my memory. I remember October, 23, 2011 like it was yesterday, my day went a little something like this. I woke up late, missed the first half, went to the library, opened up the game to see the score 1-0 for Man City, then a minute later Balotelli scores to make it 2-0, went on ESPN to check who scored the first goal only to realize United were down to ten men, shortly afterwards Aguero scored to make it 3-0. Everything was all going so wrong so fast so I just decided to shut off my laptop. Then I slowly took out a gun out of my bag, placed it on my temple, and pulled the trigger to end the misery….
Firstly, just looking at United’s lineup on Sunday depressed me, the line up that Sir Alex put out wasn’t even close to full potential. I hated this starting lineup. First of all why da fuck is Evans playing over Phil Jones, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phil Jones has been the shining star for United and he’s the face of the youngsters that are coming through for the team. He faster, stronger, smarter, and a way better leader than Evans, but somehow he was on the bench and that piece of shit was on the field. I mean how can you trust a guy who makes tackles like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs88nvpF_gw . When Evans first came through I really thought he was going to be a star, but with time he only proved that he was mentally challenged. I don’t ever want to see him in the starting lineup, the only time I ever want to see Evans’s name in there is if Chris Smalling, Ferdinand, Jones, Evra, Rafael, Fabio, Valencia all cannot physically stand up, and Vidic only has one leg left to stand on, then and only then do I ever want to see his name in the starting lineup. I don’t like blaming Sir Alex for anything, but this was definitely a huge mistake that costs the game. Ferdinand is already way past his prime 3 years ago so I don’t even want to pick on him. To the new goalie, I have nothing bad to say about De Gea nor do I have anything nice, I know the 6 goals was not really his fault at all, but I feel like if Van der Sar or any of the other great United goalies in the same situation they would not have let that happen. Something about him just seems off and he just doesn’t seem like a United goalie, please bring the flying Dutchman back. I don’t know why im hating on United players but im just so irrational right now that everything is making me mad. I guess its because I haven’t let out the source of my hatred which is Man City…
I don’t think I wanted United to win a game more badly than I did last Sunday, and I don’t think I hated a team as much as I hate this current Man City team. I hate their logo, I hate every single player on that team (except for Hart…he’s cool), I hate their bloated Arab owners, i hate the people who are stupid enough to cheer for this team, I hate the fact Macini wears a scarf, I hate that baby blue they wear, and I hate them even more because now they think they are good since they beat us once in the past three years. Since the start of the season there has been a lot of hype around this new Man City team, with the new acquisition of Clichy, Nasri, Aguero, and other fucking losers I don’t care to name, there has been a lot of talk about how this is the year they come into their own and make a real push for the Premier League. As a United fan I didn’t really care for all this hype because a) they are fucking Man City b) I know we will own them when they come to Old Trafford c) I see them basically as my little brother (Yun) who likes to talk big but when the time comes I’ll just punch him in the face and he’ll shut up (I don’t actually do that but I want to). So when the season started I didn’t see them as a major treat, but after a month into the schedule they were neck and neck with United, and that’s when I noticed this shitty little club existed. A month later they beat us 6-1 and now I’m raging on this article. They were playing on equal levels if not better at times, and that’s when I realized the little brother wasn’t so little anymore and its really starting to bother me. They have a great team and I’m not going deny that, but that does not change the fact that they are all a bunch of losers with no friends (burned). I hate their whole team. First is Balotelli, wtf is wrong with this man. Who puts an arrow on their head? The reason why its always you is because you don’t know how to put on a bib, you throw darts out of the window and into the street, and you lit your own house on fire because you set fireworks inside the house. I can’t think of any person that less deserves to be rich and famous for playing soccer than he is. To Nasri, one of the reason I know City wont win shit because while at Arsenal when things weren’t going right, him and Fabregas pointed their fingers at everyone else but themselves. The leaders were not leaders, and the supposed winners were not winners and that’s why they fell apart. It’s never their fault when things go wrong and I hope he will bring that mentality into the City locker room and keep the trophyless streak alive. The team City built might be only the second best team money can buy (first being Madrid), but they certainly take first place with ugliest team money can buy thanks to Lescott and Tevez (this is a cheap shot and has nothing to do with soccer but I don’t care). Also to the rest of the team, celebrate while you still can because I know you will win nothing this season.
After all that has happened I still believe United will win this season no matter what. City still haven’t faced Chelsea, Liverpool, and Arsenal yet which is plenty of opportunity to drop points. Their team has so many big egos like Balotelli that I have faith it will all fall apart once things go bad. It’s a marathon not a sprint. United are still not at their full strength and their youngster still have plenty of area for growth. With players like Rooney and Jones, I have faith United will give it their all till the very end. This season feels a little different, for the first time, I feel like non-United fans are cheering them on because they do not want to see City win. City is like the Miami Heats (and hopefully with the same karma and ending), as much as some people hate United, they hate the thought of City wining even more, because that would mean money wins. It would mean that as long as you have money, things like building a team, bring up young players, and all the other things that we love in soccer loses. In the end no one wants money to win over soccer, and in the end money will not win over soccer, and in the end I know United will pick themselves up from this and beat City to the finish line…
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