I was debating when to write this, I figured doing it in about two days when the NFL picture has settled from this week would be a good time. Then I saw the highlights and some sport casters screaming out 'shades of David Tyree!' on Ballard's catch that brought the Giants to the Patriots 30, and I couldn't take it any more. Firstly, full credit to the Giants, they came into Foxborough and abused the Patriots offensive line and had complete control of the game for the most part. Eli made the throws he had to as well, and overall Belichick got completely outclassed by Coughlin...again. Now that that is out of the way it is time for people to throw some water on themselves. The Tyree catch is one of the luckiest plays not just in NFL history, but in sports history. Bringing it up on a moderately difficult catch does not do it justice. Second of all, to say that the Giants actually beat the Patriots is not enough without mentioning that the Patriots beat themselves just as much. I will break down exactly how they managed this in a little bit. Before I get to that however, I feel that as the designated 'Patriots writer' this season I should post the following police report that came out a short while after the game.
MISSING
Name: Chad 'Ochocinco'
Responds to: Chad, Mr. Ochocinco, Number 85, or any variation of saying eighty-five
Last seen: Reporting to Patriots training camp
He usually can be found dropping open passes and looking sad on the sidelines of National Football League games. The New England Patriots have asked the Boston Police department to look into allegations that Ochocinco is an impostor, because they can't believe that a former all-pro could be this terrible. Any information would be appreciated, if found please contact the Patriots immediately.
Reports that the Patriots secondary also ran away with Ochocinco have not yet been confirmed.
